Mouldy Tales

In response to: "Seriously..." 1342 days old
by Bronte [Visitor]

Well, you'll be pleased to know that you can now be an Angel Yarns forum member! :-) Registration has now been reopened, so come and join the fun. :-P more…

In response to: "Seriously..." 1347 days old
by  [Visitor]

My nan once knitted a sunday roast for the whole village on jubilee day! They still talk about it in the Hair n' hound. more…

In response to: "Still at it" 1349 days old
by  [Visitor]

ooo, i love knitting. Made a hat over christmas with ear flaps and everything.

I'll have you know it's meant to be the new 'in' thing, very theraputic.

Try the internet for cheap yarns, but watch out for the delivery charge.

:) more…

In response to: "Noisy boys." 1354 days old
by Mouldydc [Member]

Well... i'd worked there about 3 months at the time...

So about three months. Fools. I'd been out with them all and everything, sans "hearing aid". more…

In response to: "Noisy boys." 1354 days old
by  [Visitor]

that's hilarious! how long did they think you were deaf for? more…

In response to: "Knit Wit" 1370 days old
by Emsbabee ^Pro

You are talented. But surely an amateur knitter, as you claim to be, could not have produced such a garment. I think you've secretly been knitting since birth, and have decided it's time to come clean more…

In response to: "Knit Wit" 1371 days old
by Mouldydc [Member]

Bring it on. I've got a knit-insult proof vest, which I knitted myself! :) more…

In response to: "Knit Wit" 1371 days old
by Emsbabee ^Pro

Knitting. You must be so tired of the jokes. I am trying so hard not to make any. It's actually physically exhausting. But good on ya all the same more…

In response to: "Noisy boys." 1397 days old
by  [Visitor]

AAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA!!! more…

In response to: "Noisy boys." 1518 days old
by Emsbabee ^Pro

Ah, but it can always be worse. I used to work at a day centre for people with learning disabilites, and got mistaken for a service user on more than one occasion. I probably should have taken advantage and got a good parking space out of it. more…

In response to: "Banality" 1537 days old
by Mouldydc [Member]

Hey, you two - if you're going to argue take it outside.

And the pringles would get soggy and sink eventually - i tried it in the bath last night. more…

In response to: "Banality" 1537 days old
by IF [Visitor]

Unicorns can't fly! That's absurd! They have no wings! You might be thinking of Pegasus, the "Thundering Horse of Jove" who carried lightning bolts for Zeus?

The only way a unicorn could fly would be if 'a wizard did it'...

And cardboard floats. It wouldn't make a good ship and if you tried to use it as a ship, you'd sink, more…

In response to: "" 1538 days old
by  [Visitor]

I think I know the toon that goes with that one. And he liked a drink now and then.
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In response to: "Banality" 1538 days old
by enfrance [Member]

I guess the unicorns could fly so they wouldn't have needed space on the arc.
Re your boat idea, I posted this on the national snack blogsite, you may (or may not) find it interesting.
regards.
enfrance more…

In response to: "Banality" 1538 days old
by Mouldydc [Member]

Ah, the fatal cardboard tube, truly you are a nautical genius.

Salt and shake - not the sturdiest of wrappings, I feel.

I'm edging toward Cool Original Doritos... more…

In response to: "Banality" 1538 days old
by  [Visitor]

as pringle tubes are made of card board your boat would sink sailor.

i would use walkers salt and shake packets as they are red white and blue. Be patriotic. more…

In response to: "Aaron Sorkin." 1544 days old
by Mouldydc [Member]

Ah! Manchester is the opening episode of Season 2. You were watching it one night, above the laundrette, and I was instantly hooked! So.. thanks! more…

In response to: "Aaron Sorkin." 1544 days old
by IF [Visitor]

What does 'watching Manchester I' mean? If I must take credit for something, I'd like to understand what... more…