I miss inane conversation. Perhaps it's because I'm growing old (after all at 24, I'm middle middle aged), but I don't seem to have as many daft conversations as I used to have.
I remember one in particular where we were discussing what was so great about Unicorn's anyway and shouldn't they be called UniHorns? Someone's take was that their blood gave life (this was bellowed down because they'd nicked it from JK Rowling), the conversation swung to how in Thundercats, someone remembered Unicorns giving silver rings off their horns to Liono... but why? And how? And was it actually She-Raa?
When it come to Unicorns, where are they anyway? Did Noah not have enough room on his boat? how big was the boat, and did why let funnel-web spiders on?! Surely if it was too big, it wouldn't have floated, not with all those animals on it.
Speaking of boats, would it be possible to make a boat entirely out of crisp packets? If so, what brand would make the best boat? Which the fastest and which the prettiest? Do tubes of Pringles count as crisp packets?
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as pringle tubes are made of card board your boat would sink sailor.
i would use walkers salt and shake packets as they are red white and blue. Be patriotic.